— 𝐢𝐜 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 𝐟𝐨𝐫 databurst.

[skjoldpike]

SILJE STORSTRAND ∞ IC INBOX
A U D I O • V I D E O • T E X T • A C T I O N— username: $ladyamalthea | qubit house, room 404 K҉̿ͭ͘͜v҉̨̊͢͠͠a҉͖̟̜̞̂̃̑̽͢͢͠͡r҉̵҉̛̠̩̥̋ͦ̆͆͟͞͡͞͠t҉̷҉̢͖͔̹͛̌͊͘͜͢͠͡͡i҉̧̯̤̙͔̑ͧ̅̔ͦ́͜͟͢͝͠r҉̵҉̛̠̩̥̋ͦ̆͆͟͞͡͞͠a҉͖̟̜̞̂̃̑̽͢͢͠͡ Ṡ̷̢̫̞̻͈͋͛̓̅͜͜͜͠͠͠e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞g̷̵̸̡̼̱͎͎̞ͤͬ̅͢͟͞i҉̧̯̤̙͔̑ͧ̅̔ͦ́͜͟͢͝͠z̷҉̲ͥ͆̿̆ͭ͞, room 621 —

Comments

$mephistopheles

[pompoused]

i'm making the first move when it comes to texting so i'm expecting you to make the first move when it comes to kissing

$ladyamalthea - because he's using her phone to answer

[hevner]

She has a boyfriend. And he's the only one she'll be kissing.

[pompoused]

but two boyfriends is better than one! you sure the boyfriend doesn't want in on some lip service as well?!

[hevner]

Happily monogamous couple. Thanks but no thanks.

[pompoused]

fine!! your loss.

as discussed, because lucio can't take a hint lmao

[skjoldpike]

[ Or maybe $doubleneon is helping him along? Because Victor's already blocked Lucio, but Silje's still getting his texts. And... it's the exact same one every time. Mark as spam apparently isn't working either.

After the nth time: ]

you seem like a decent person but can you please leave me alone
thank you

[pompoused]

i'm not just a decent person, i'm the count of vesuvia!

[skjoldpike]

vesuvia? that volcano in italy or something?

[pompoused]

a volcano in where?! i don't think we have a volcano...

[skjoldpike]

[ She'd meant Mt. Vesuvius but Svelte's equivalent of Google isn't yielding any helpful search results. ]

nevermind
where's vesuvia? what's it like?

[ She doesn't mean to show interest in him! She's just curious about Vesuvia! But take that as you will, Lucio. ]

[pompoused]

vesuvia is beautiful with a bunch of statues of me and for my birthday we have an annual masquerade that can't be beat. if you haven't been, you need to go!! i can ensure you have only the best hospitality.

[skjoldpike]

where is it, exactly? europe?

[ It's beautiful because it has statues of him? He almost sounds like someone she knows — and doesn't like very much. ]

[pompoused]

what is europe?

[skjoldpike]

it's a place

[ Huh. So he's not from this Earth? Or he's from before the world was round, maybe? ]

tell me about vesuvia then 🙃

[pompoused]

vesuvia is the best city there is! not only does she have a wildly beautiful count, but plentiful parties and festivities and a bustling market. people come from all over to live here and we have a wonderful meeting of cultures. i'll have to take you sometime and give you a personal tour!

[skjoldpike]

well, good luck with that
nobody's been able to leave

[pompoused]

why would anyone want to leave?! how boring do you have to be to quit a party before it ends???

[skjoldpike]

what party
there's no party

[ Why is he talking about a party? Is it the neon? ]

some time later he forgets he's already texted her and just. does it all over again?!

[pompoused]

you can add me to your cart any time; i'm free with every purchase!!

omg ilu yes pls keep it coming ahaha >:3

[skjoldpike]

i'm pretty sure you have the wrong number 🙃

[ Wow, okay, this guy is persistent. ]

[pompoused]

no i'm pretty sure i don't!

[skjoldpike]

you already told me you're the count of vesuvia

[pompoused]

yes, i am! what more do you need to know?!

[skjoldpike]

i don't want to know anything more
you're the one who texted me